Part 1

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This is gonna be a long night

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There is a bugle playing every 7 minutes.

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This alarm just scared the fuck out of me

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I FUCKING HATE THIS COMPETIOJEFKLS

I don't know why I married this man, what a schmuck.

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Fuck you

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This is taking fucking forever.

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Ahhh, CHICKEN TERIYAKI BOY

CHICKEN TERIYAKI BOOOOYYY CHICKEN

Gentleman!

Chicken chicken bwak bwak

I loved it when it say big, you know? Until today I never thought of---hello! You remember Yoshi?

Yoshi, hey

Hello, nice to see you

I like that, little bow. I like that bow. I am nuts about that bow. It humbles you. You know we've got so many cocky people in this country, they need the humility of the bow

It's big in Japan

You should see some of the sculptures we saw today

Really?

Ones that would look perfect in our house

We're looking for a big penis. Did they have anything at the gallary? With some big balls?

Uhh...not quite.

Nooo, okay we've actually been taling seriously about art.

Look at this, Cofey was here. What kind of moron is this cofey? Carving his name in the table?

Yeah, it's very childish.

Takes a knife out and carves into the table?

Inappropriate.

Hey by the way, my dad and your dad are becoming very friendly in that nursing home

Yes, it was just his 80th birthday. We took him back to Japan.

NO kidding?

Yes, he hadn't been back since the war. We saw some of his family, some of his military buddies

What did he do in the war?

He was a pilot

What kind of pilot?

Kamikazee pilot

Wouldn't he be dead?

Um, not all of them died.


II know, gbut it kinda implies that...you know, kamikazee pilot, is a pilot who crashed and died, right?

But he didn't

He survived

And thank goodness for that.

What happened exactly? did he try and crasht he plane into the ship?

Um, he grazed the ship

Hmmm

Ok

Alright, he grazed the ship

Was there some kind of malfunction with the plane?

It doesn't really matter, he lived and..

..and he's alive

Yeahn, but at the last second, what happened? You know, maybe he was like "Jesus, this kamikazee business may not be for me...maaaaaaaaybe I'll go back to base!" What happened at the last second there?

I'm uncertain.

Hi are you ready to order?

Yes

I will have the chicken teriyaki

chicken teriyaki

Chicken! How about you Yosh', a little chicken?

This is making time fly, yay

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Quick reply

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Orange.

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Here what you should be concerned about, you're the reason why Yoshi tried to commit suicide

Come on, how is that possible?

The whole Kamikaze thing?

I was curious, excuse me for having a curious mind and ask questions about people. I'm curious how you can be a Kamikaze pilot and still be alive.

There's a lot of Kamikaze pilots that are still alive

you say that, and I say to you, they are not Kamikaze pilots. he grazed the shit? That sounds to me "I think I'm gonna head home this is fucking insane"

You taunted him and called him a chicken

I didn't call him a chicken, I ordered chicken

You called him a chicken

I ordered chicken, you idiot. Here's the difference: "You're a chicken", "I'll order some chicken", "You're a chicken", "I'd like some chicken".

Well he understood it as you calling him a chicken

He must have took it the wrong way
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That doesn't sound like what I'm hearing at all.

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Congratulations on the intercourse

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GOD MY FUCKING LEG HURTS

and why does it seem like this is taking 10x forever again

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