Introduction to Casey Tizzle

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Yeah yeah yeah I'm an inactive schmuck. Go shove a toenail clipper up your ass.

So in short - I suck this week. I'm extremely inactive and up until today had a complete and utter lack of care over games. But, I'm going to try to do what I can to pull out and not embarrass myself or the integrity of this game on the way out.

So the whole deal this week - I'm the target. There's a big secret board consisting of Braden, Jeff, Jordan, and Meow that's conspiring to get big ol' Casey out. yeah, I'm such a fuckin' threat that I get my own secret board?



Oh you! Such as a mastermind! Muahahaha!

Well whatevs. Hopefully myself or Meowface can win Veto. If or when that happens, I'm going to expose those motherfuckers on that board and hopefully get the rest of these punks against them. We'll see how the dice rolls.

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DeJaPeAnUt 10:08 pm
real time =-O hi keyboard broke =O +____________+

[Cody]

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"Casey" (typing...)

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My keyboard is broken so hi. I'm using a on-screen keyboard. Swell?

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;D ;D ;D

[Cody]

that explains a lot

[DJ Mingle Mixxx]

Yes it does.

Anyway, my keyboard is fixed. Cowboy is the replacement...so Me & Meow up first...then Kyle? That's either very coinciental, or Jordan is a very bitter banana I know from the past. It is interesting that we got a Jordan, Braden, and Jeff gunning for me. I dunno.

At this point, I'm just going to sit on my ass and see if maybe they'll keep me for being "inactive". Also going to post around and PM people with my "broken keyboard". If I keep that gimmick up, maybe people will think of me as useless, especially since Kyle has shown strength in challenges.

Will be pretty fucking embarrassing if I leave in this game though, I did terrible in this thing...so far probably one of my worst ORGs in terms of my gameplay since Tocantins...I think I'm starting to get really stale or my mind just isn't on these things anymore. I dunno what's up with me.

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FAAACK YOU I WEEL BREAK YOUR FACKING BACK ILL FACK YOU IN THE ASS YOU NO GOOD PIECE OF FACKING SHIT FACK YOU ILL MAKE YOU HUM-BEEL YOU NO GOOD GARBAGE SHIT FACKER FACKING BOOLSHIIIIIT

Obviously I've been watching a lot of the Iron Sheik on Howard Stern today. Actually I don't think that's obvious to any of you at all. But this is totally unrelated to anything in existence ever, so titties.

So I stayed. MAU-RAY! That's my new way of saying hoo-ray: Maury. Me staying, boy, I bet that disappointed Housecalls because the useless flop leaving, in retrospect, would have been nicer. But bitches don't know about my secret power. Actually I don't have a secret power but you're a tissue box. Tissue box guitar. Hey, those were awesome back in the day. But one of those motherfuckers broke and snapped me in the face. I was 6. That was not fucking awesome.

So here's the deal - normally I would throw this HOH since Coup D'etat would fuck everything up. NEH-EH. I'm going balls out for this challenge. No literally, I'm going to do this challenge naked. And when/if I win, I'm calling out Jeff/Laura/Jordan/Braden about having their little secret board, I'll let them throw each other under and speculate about who leaked what when the time comes. In the end, I don't care if I get overthrown. HOH means I'm safe and the message is sent across. That's good enough to me. The goal is to get people acknowledging that alliance and to start going after them, hopefully with me being able to protect Laura.

But for now, I'm still "keyboardless" and I"m going to continue to pretend to be all the way up until HOH.

[DJ Mingle Mixxx]

Alright, the keyboard gimmick is over - time to kick this bitch up a notch.

I really think I did good in HOH and I believe I have a very good chance at winning. Had I not found out Kevin was Rhonda recently, the challenge probably would have been just a tad harder, but that made it so much more easier.

I'm glad I didn't call out the four person alliance last week, I decided to hold off on it so that if I did stay, I didn't shoot myself in the foot. Sometimes floaters just take out the people with the big mouths rather than who they're talking about. Cody, I'm sure, has been in this scenario many, many times. So, I'm going to save the revelation for if I win and using it in my nomination speech. I'm going to nominate Braden & Jordan and say that someone is a rat. I'm going to try to hint that it was Jeff. Seeing as it's Populars + one Athletic, it makes it easy to pin it on him.

If I win, I'm going to come out of my igloo and really crack down on my social game. I'll admit, I've been really holding back in this game. I guess you can say SBB really affected how I do my dealing and wheeling and I wanted to try to play a little bit more conservative. I haven't been completely anti-social, having some small talks here and there just to show some signs of life. But I've also been holding back on game talk so I can be labeled as a floater. Obviously that ain't working out, so time to switch this up a bit. I've been waiting until I get a pair of aces so I could throw my hat into the ring. This upcoming HOH may just be the pair of aces I've been looking for.

And we'll just see where the dice rolls

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IN DA BAG BABY WHATTUP BIGTIMEPARTYBRUTHA

I'm fucking skippy I won that. It's time that someone rules this house bullshit free, cop-out free, and doing what we do best. Good morning, class. Let's put the coloring books away and the dotted line paper. I also advice you to throw your pencils in the nearest trashcan and get ready for your next exam. It's time for you to write in pen and in cursive. If you make any mistakes, I will take your paper, roll it up into a nice ball, and shove it straight up your ass.

It's time for everyone to become my best friend and act like we go back to High School where we played with each other's nipples in the janitor closet on Whip Em' Out Wednesdays. It's time for people to tell me exactly how they're playing this game. That's right, time to confess your sorrows to Father Casey. And if you don't get down on your knees and tell me what you're doing and how you're doing it, your ass in the seat. Get it? Got it? Good.

So EL JEFE, I hear you liek mudkipz? But I also hear you're part of an alliance with Jordan/Braden/Laura along with yourself. Three poppy seed muffins with a jock strap. So I'm going to ask this Chicagoian pigfucker that I heard a rumor of an alliance. Decent excuse that works everytime, right? I won't say details, I won't say names, I won't say shit. I'm going to tell him to tell me all the details of it. If he continues denying, I'll continue to hint that he's going home if he doesn't fess up. At the same time, I'll give him the clue that he's safe with me if he gives me the deets.

I profess some safety, Mr. Jockstrap tells me of the alliance and at the nomination ceremony. I tell the wonderful story and adventure of these four fuckos who think they're running shit. And when I pull the keys...



SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKEEEEEER

Jeff & Jordan on the block. Jeff blamed as a untrustworthy cunt who threw his alliance under the bus in return for safety, which I, of a man of my standards, will not give him.

Over under 90% none of this actually happens? OHYEAH?

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Finally talked to Jefe and it went absolutely nowhere. First the dude denied Cowboy asking to leave so that he could look good as if he kept me in the game all on his own or some shit. And then everytime I tried to talk about nominations, he kept changing the damn subject. He also complained about Ronnie & Laura being inactive when I was talking about Jordan having a possible alliance since she can somehow afford to go after people she "doesn't know". Fuck this dude. It's impossible to talk to him.

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Talked to Lydia, I'm good with her. I tried hinting the alliance to her too and she didn't seem too interested in talking about it. Maybe it was just a bad time, I dunno. We did touch up on how a lot of people weren't interested in talking game like Michele & Jeff.

I want to talk to Ronnie T and Russell as well. That'll cover all my bases and hopefully keep me safe as long as Jordan/Jeff or Braden don't win HOH.

Also told Meowtwat that Jeff threw her under, so she encouraged me to nominate him against Jordan.

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"Meowtwat" 8:42 pm
Jeff is talking to me lol
URTV Big Brother 8:45 pm
what's he saying?
"Meowtwat" 8:45 pm
That hopefully you nominate Ronnie because hes inactive, and that he thinks your hinting at nominating Jordan, and that he hopes its not one of us going against her, and if we would have votes to keep her
URTV Big Brother 8:46 pm
OHYEAH?
I hope he leaves tbh

Yeah so after reading that I want this guy gone. Throws her under the bus then goes back to her like he's looking out for her. Puh-leeeease. I have a good idea of what I'm going to say at the nom ceremony but for the most part it's going to be improvised. I don't want to come out looking like an asshole, just someone who's looking to shake the game up and playing with respect for the game.

Also, I sent a PM to Ronnie T. I don't like talking game through PM so I told him to try to hit me up on AIM as soon as he can. If he can't, I'll resort to PM shenanigans.

Anyway I'm about to nomi---

JustJordan1987 10:30 pm
Hey Casey, when you get back can we talk please

Oh, fuck you.

brb

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KCizzleDub 10:31 pm
hi
JustJordan1987 10:31 pm
hey. how are you
KCizzleDub 10:31 pm
I'm alright, I just got out of the shower
JustJordan1987 10:31 pm
nice
congrats again on your HoH win
KCizzleDub 10:32 pm
thank you
JustJordan1987 10:32 pm
I know that last week I put you on the block and I'm sure you haven't forgotten that as I wouldn't either
but I'll explain myself
JustJordan1987 10:33 pm
before I even won HoH I knew I wanted to get Mystery HG out because he was pretty much running the game because of his performance in competitions and it would suck it have him later in the game
so when I won HoH I knew I couldn't put him on the block because he's been so good at competitions and I didn't want to give him a for sure chance at the veto, unfortunately we was picked for the veto anyway, but didn't compete. You and Laura were simply pawns and were put up like I said in my speech because I've never talked to you
KCizzleDub 10:35 pm
Alright
Here's my two cents though, and I'm not calling you out on anything I'm just speculating and going with what I've investigated
JustJordan1987 10:36 pm
ok
KCizzleDub 10:38 pm
Last week, I know Cowboy left on his own terms by PMing everyone and I was told before that I was "more than likely leaving" by a few people I'll just remain namless outta respect for them prior to him doing that. Also the time when I was up against Laura, I was convinced I was the target so it would have been nice to know I was a pawn cause I would have been more than happy to jump on that plan if that's what you really wanted to do all the long. But, now that it's subsided, this is the first I've ever heard of this plan and it does seem kinda easy to just say that was your plan all the long...not saying you're making it up of course, but just from my perspective it can look odd
JustJordan1987 10:40 pm
I know I should have told you, but honestly I thought you may have been alligned with Cowboy. I have no idea where anyone's loyalty lies in this game, but you and Cowboy kind of seemed close in that meeting thing we had
JustJordan1987 10:40 pm
I haven't heard anything about Cowboy PMing everyone either
KCizzleDub 10:41 pm
I can see why he wouldn't PM you since you were HOH, but that's what he told me and a few other people reported it
now prior to you telling me all this
the way I saw it, it's Week 4 and nominations are being based on lack of communication. Being this late in the game, that can also be perceived as you already being stacked up with a few allies of your own. Even with the Cowboy scenario, it's something to ponder about
JustJordan1987 10:44 pm
like I said earlier, you and Laura were up as pawns. I couldn't just say that you're pawns in my speech I had to give a reason. I've talked to pretty much everyone at least once in this game and you and Laura just happened to be the one's that I talked to the least so you went up
and as for the people that said you were most likely going home... they probably said that because I didn't tell anyone my plan, however I talked to a few people before noms just to get suggestions and a few said MHG, so I knew I could more than likely get the votes for him to go
KCizzleDub 10:46 pm
Ok, I can understand that
On that note, do you have any particular suggestions on who I should put up?
JustJordan1987 10:47 pm
well first of all I would start off with the people that told you you were going home/my target. they're obviously working behind the scenes to stir stuff up
KCizzleDub 10:47 pm
Alright fair enough
JustJordan1987 10:49 pm
I know I was wrong not to tell you last week, but its hard to tell someone a plan when you're not sure where they stand. All I can say is that I promise you on my family that at no point during my HoH week were you ever a target, you can take it or leave it, but everything I've said is the truth
but anyway thanks for hearing me out
KCizzleDub 10:51 pm
Alright, I'm gonna analyze this shit over and you'll see what i do by the end of the night hopefully

Also - Ronnie T decided to sign on. Yay.

KCizzleDub 11:00 pm
there's the man
joebb536 11:00 pm
hows it going man
KCizzleDub 11:00 pm
pretty good, hows you?
joebb536 11:00 pm
not too shabby
Sorry i haven't had the chance to chat with ya, I just got made manager and pretty much my life is devoted to my job right now
KCizzleDub 11:01 pm
It's s'all good, I've been pretty busy myself
unfortuantely it got us into a bit of a rut in this game but I'm going to try to change that here
I'm gonna do noms in about 45 minutes to an hour, I'm just letting you know that you're safe this week with me
a lot of people want me to nom you, so it's pretty obvious here what people are trying to do
joebb536 11:02 pm
oh cool man, I appreciate it
KCizzleDub 11:02 pm
I'd consider myself a bit of an outcast and they're trying to get me to go after the other people not in their alliances and what have you
joebb536 11:02 pm
yeah thats true. I'm so fricking clueless as to whats going on in this game right now
KCizzleDub 11:03 pm
I've been too, but these people are basically painting a picture for me and pointing out their alliances as if I'm dumb enough to not figure it out
KCizzleDub 11:03 pm
I'm more than likely gonna nominate Jeff/Jordan at this point
Jeff/Jordan/Braden seem to be a three person schtick
and hopefully from there, we don't gotta be pushed around
joebb536 11:03 pm
oh really? I've only talked to jeff and jordan a little
KCizzleDub 11:04 pm
Yeah, I guess they open up when they feel their ass is on the line
joebb536 11:05 pm
yep
joebb536 11:05 pm
I have no ill will towards either of them. But your the man this week. So whatever you want to do I'm behind ya
have those two been pushing for me to go??
KCizzleDub 11:06 pm
Jeff wanted me to put you up
Jordan didn't really give names, just trying to protect herself
joebb536 11:07 pm
man, he's been real nice to me the whole game too.
KCizzleDub 11:08 pm
yeah he was to me too, then come to find out he had a hand in getting me put up last week
but it's all good, it's in the context of the game but...tit for tat
joebb536 11:08 pm
yeah I hear ya
have you talked to lydia at all?
KCizzleDub 11:09 pm
Very briefly today, yeah
she's usually on her phone, I always feel weird IMing people when they're set to that
joebb536 11:10 pm
haha yeah, I was talking to her a little when I was nominated on that. it was weird
Plus she was a driving force to get me booted, which pissed me off a little
KCizzleDub 11:12 pm
really?
joebb536 11:12 pm
From what I heard from a few people
Like Michele and Chima told me she was gunning for me to go
KCizzleDub 11:12 pm
what week was that again?
joebb536 11:12 pm
I think it was week 2
KCizzleDub 11:12 pm
oh when you were up against Kevin?
I guess that's slightly understandable since the cliques and all
joebb536 11:13 pm
yeah
yeah that's true
KCizzleDub 11:13 pm
I didn't like Kevin at all though
joebb536 11:13 pm
yeah same here
joebb536 11:14 pm
Well I know I was hoping Cowboy was getting backdoored last week, cuz I didn't really want you or laura to go
KCizzleDub 11:14 pm
I appreciate that
I just wish I knew a little bit more about that
like she keeps telling me the plan all the long was to get out Cowboy but I don't buy it
joebb536 11:15 pm
Not to defend her, but she told me before she did the nominations that her plan was to get cowboy backdoored
At the time I wasn't sure if she was just lying to me so that I wouldn't worry about nominations
KCizzleDub 11:16 pm
I guess that makes sense then
I don't know why she wouldn't tell me though
KCizzleDub 11:16 pm
like I could understand me possibly telling him but even after she nominated him I could have gotten a hint
joebb536 11:17 pm
haha yeah thats very true. That is strange.
Have ya talked to her at all about that?
KCizzleDub 11:18 pm
Yeah I just got done having a pretty long convo with her
joebb536 11:18 pm
gotcha
KCizzleDub 11:18 pm
she may have changed my mind had I not talked to Jeff earlier
joebb536 11:18 pm
What'd jeff tell ya?
KCizzleDub 11:19 pm
well I was trying to question him about last week and he kept continiously changing the subject which was just irritating me
joebb536 11:19 pm
yeah i can understand that
KCizzleDub 11:19 pm
and then when I started talking about possibly going after Jordan, he swiftly started talking about you and Laura
he just made it very obvious he was in cahoots with Jordan
joebb536 11:21 pm
Yeah thats what it sounds like
joebb536 11:23 pm
so jordan and jeff are working together
I
I'm trying to figure out who else is in kahoots as well
KCizzleDub 11:24 pm
Laura & Braden are a possibility
I always pictured the populars being tight for some reason
with Laura being a pawn last week
joebb536 11:24 pm
haha yeah me too
I think russell is kinda floating out there
KCizzleDub 11:24 pm
yeah me too
joebb536 11:25 pm
michele and I are really in limbo as well
KCizzleDub 11:25 pm
he's kinda in our shoes, he's been busy and it's starting to get him isolated
KCizzleDub 11:25 pm
I've been talking to Michele
joebb536 11:25 pm
then theres lydia, who i have no clue what she is doing
yeah michele is really cool
KCizzleDub 11:25 pm
I like her a lot too
joebb536 11:25 pm
russell is cool as well
us 4 need to figure something out and work together
KCizzleDub 11:26 pm
I'd love that
joebb536 11:26 pm
yeah, me too. I would just like to finally have an alliance
joebb536 11:27 pm
so who do ya think got the cou de etat
KCizzleDub 11:27 pm
Oh I totally forgot about that
I haven't campaigned so I know I didn't
well damn, that could make this week a mess
joebb536 11:27 pm
hahaha yeah, I didn't even bother voting for myself. I knew I didn't have a chance
Yeah thats what I'm worried about
I'm talking to lydia now, she said she doesn't have it
KCizzleDub 11:29 pm
wouldn't surprise me if Jeff or Jordan have it
which would be messy
but at least the message will be sent
joebb536 11:29 pm
yeah thats true
KCizzleDub 11:29 pm
if worse comes to worse maybe someone like Russel leaves and we can continue on
joebb536 11:30 pm
yep
I've only talked to lydia you jordan and jeff about the secret power
Lydia outright said she didn't have it
but you're right, jordan and jeff are really pussyfooting the topic
KCizzleDub 11:31 pm
We'll see when the time comes hopefully
did the person who had it have it last week?
joebb536 11:31 pm
yep
I don't think so
KCizzleDub 11:31 pm
hmm
joebb536 11:32 pm
I wish I got a different character...Ronnie is a douche
anyways i need to get some sleep
joebb536 11:33 pm
I'm glad we got to talk
KCizzleDub 11:33 pm
Alright goodnight man, good talking to ya
joebb536 11:33 pm
later bud

Ronnie T FTW

Ok so after having a conversation with these two, only one thing is on my mind.

WHY DON'T THESE PEOPLE TELL ME SUCH THINGS?

A backdoor is usually a unified event. Jordan basically outright said I was aligned with Cowboy. Now what does that mean? If the plan doesn't work as planned, I'm expendable to lose. So therefore, I was kinda a target last week, was I not? If I left last week, I don't think Jordan would be crying in her cereal bowl as she read the obituaries section of Casey's demise in good ol' 5659. She wouldn't care. I was a pawn that didn't work out, so bai2u. Pawns are the type of people you don't mind losing. At least they should be.

So what does this mean? Jordan is full of shit, basically.

I mean this goes without saying - I know 100% her, Jeff, and Braden are aligned cause of Meow. Of course I can't outright say that, so I just gotta pretend I'm in the dark and I'm just "investigating" this shit.

Now Ronnie T is a good man. Always liked him in the past, never really gotten the chance to talk to him though. But he's an ally now for sure, which is great cause I think I can trust him. Mac Lady Michele is still one of my favorite people in this game so when he suggested aligning with her, I was pretty thrilled. The only problem is that this leaves Meow kind of on the outskirts. Hopefully I can somehow work her into that.

But wait, there's more!

Yeah, obviously Coup De Twat is gonna fuck things up this week. Goes without saying - Jeff or Jordan won. I sure as hell didn't campaign so I know I didn't win it. I can't really picture anyone else winning it tbh except Jeff or Jordan. But even if they fuck this week up - the good news is that the bullshit is over and playtime has expired. Everyone knows the sides now and what's on the menu. Last week's Chef's Special was Bullshit. This week's special is Goat Testicles. Eat up.